Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I got a new Glamour today..
My favorite part is the Glamour List..in this issue its the last page.
This month--in lou of Valentines Day (maybe?) the list was:
10 THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH HIM
((my bestie Abby and I always had the rule--which i never followed--You MUST know his mothers maiden name before you can sex him up))
but glamours list didnt list that...anyways--enjoy these as much as I did...
maybe they are onto something--I should start to live by these..Id have many less regrets..

-how many scotches he had before the 2 you had together

-that he doesnt have the meheartbigboobs app on his phone

-your birth control and condom plan. so now you can stop worrying about all that

-that he couldnt possibly your long-lost cousin

-that ALL the recording devices are in the off position

-if you like him. nope? get out of there!

-the color of his eyes (cheesey, we know...but come on do you really want to be naked with someone you never looked in the eyes)

-whether youd rather be in bed watching Glee

- if. hes. single.

-WHAT YOUR BEST FRIEND WOULD SAY IF SHE KNEW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO

ok thats all for tonight..hehe..

xoxo, me

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