My other family---

Working at the hospital, I have come to have another kind of family..my co-workers. Its sad to say, but I see them more than my real family. These are the people I spend my weekdays, weekends, and countless holidays with. Being in healthcare which has to be available 24/7, we dont get the luxuries of having weekends and holidays off..heck even nights!!

I was cleaning up some photos today and found some fun random ones from work!

My favorite Miss Andrea...and her amazing hair!!!!!!!

Najiah
(affectionatly known as Nausea-Heartburn-Indegestion-Upset Stomach-Diarrhea)

Jess--one of my best friends!!!

(she had a headache and said it felt better with her cold drink on her head..?)

Callie holding Michelle

(i adore these girls--they are a riot!)

I got an email today from another friend from work--Jen D. It prolly wont be as funny to those non-nurses/techs/drs, but its super true :)

THIS IS AWFUL, BUT PROBABLY TRUE!

What your nurse is really thinking: 1. Don't tell me you have abdominal pain as you eat doritos, talk on your cellphone, and complain you are thirsty 2. If you come to the ER by ambulance, the first thing I will ask you is how you are getting home. No, we don't have people on staff to drive you home, and don't tell me you don't want to "bother" one of your family members at this hour. You had no problem bothering 911 for the back pain you've had for 3 months. 3. You don't get to pick your own IV site. This will irritate me and I wil l probably miss your IV on purpose and start your site in the place I wanted to initially to prove a point!! 4. "Butterfly" is not an IV size, this word signals me to put in a larger bore needle. :) ha! 5. Nausea is not a reason to come to the ER. If you are not in severe pain, are not vomiting or pooping your pants in front of me, your butt goes back to the waiting room or better yet--go to your Dr's clinic! 6.. How can you have the worst migraine of your life, but be able to yell at me about the wait after you just put down a magazine you were reading? Or be watching tv, talking on the cell phone...etc... 7. Don't ever say things like, "I usually get 4 mg of Dilaudid". Requesting your med and dosage will prompt me to squirt out half of the med before I inject, then I lie about the dose. 8. If you are allergic to Tylenol, Toradol, and Motrin, I have already assumed you are a drug seeker. 9. If you came to the ER having a family doctor appointment that same day, I will make sure you are still in the department well past the time of your original appointment. 10. I don't care if you are neighbors with the GI specialist. Unless he drove you to the ER himself, you can't be that friendly. 11. Just because, "my doctor sent me here", does not mean you get right back to a treatment room. This tells me you are a pain in the ass, and he's pawning you off. 12. The louder you moan/whine, the bigger size IV needle you get!! 13. Foley catheters cure pseudoseizures. They're also a cure for intoxicated persons. 14. If you are on more than 2 medicines at home, bring a list. Don't say, "you know, the little white pill". I am not a pharmacist. 15. RN is not synonymous with waiter/waitress. Please remember this!! 16. Don't bitch about missing breakfast when I'm on the ninth hour of my shift and haven't peed yet. 17. What gives you the right to complain about your sore throat for a week while I have diarrhea from the antibiotics I've been taking for pneumonia? 18. Broken toes are not an emergency. We'll make you feel stupid by putting a little piece of tape down there and kicking you out. 19. I am currently inventing a trapdoor system in triage to be triggered when you say the word "toothache". 20. Cover you mouth when you cough/belch. This is just common courtesy. When you neglect to do this, I am tempted to fart in your room, then close the door. 21. If you tell me you have fibromyalgia or chronic fatigue syndrome, know that I'm rolling my eyes and thinking you're a loser. 22. If you list Haldol, geodon, Xanax, and trazadone as allergies, don't tell me you have no psych history. 23. Never sign in with chest pain because you were too embarrassed to write "penile sores" or "foul smelling discharge". This will piss me off that I bumped you ahead of other people and I'll make your visit horrific. 24. Although you've been in the ER four times this week, you cannot list the ER doc as your family physician. 25. Do not talk to me while I'm trying to listen to your lungs. 26. Don't tell me you have no money for medicine while you have a carton of cigarettes in your purse (next to your cell phone), and each of your seven children are playing their own MP3's. 27.. Gravida 7 at age 22 means you are a slut. Thats it for today..hope you got a laugh out of this... xoxo, me